Saturday, October 10, 2009

Motobecane, American Apparel, and Hipsters

So i guess the new thing is riding Motobecane "Messengers" around UNO and within 2miles of American Apparel. These kids are the typical hipsters, but one on campus has a pair of prescription "Kanye West" glasses that are out of this world gay.

This jackoff that rides around proudly with his one pantleg pulled up rides three blocks from his car in the parking lot to class. Everyday, Brian (from Olympia) and I sit and wait for him to ride by. Every day it cracks us up.

I wish that those hipsters would go ride fixed, in traffic, on dodge.....one less fixie right? I have nothing against riding fixed, its just those jackasses that ride around with their bikes as a fashion accessory. Its like a girl and those stupid fucking uggs. They look stupid as shit, but girls think they are so cute.

Uggs are one of those things that piss me off...they look so stupid and they arent even waterproof. Women think the stupidest things are "cute". Its like if your girlfriend tells you that shes cutting her hair short....its a slap in the face, and theres nothing you can say or do to change it, no matter how stupid its going to look.

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