Single Malt Scotch

The Glenrothes make some damn good scotch. I had some of the select reserve, and it tastes great and its smooothhh. When you get scotch there doesn't seem to be much of a middle ground.

Redline 29ers and Concussions

Yea i locked up some front brakes somehow, Brian who was right behind me doesn't even know what happened. Well i flipped over the bars and yelled "oh shit dude" and landed on my hands with a little blood here and there.
I got up to move out of the road and sit down, only to pass out moments later. My head fell backwards and slammed into the concrete with a loud thud. I woke up 10seconds later having no clue where i was or what happened. Later my parents forced me to go get a CAT scan and bullshit like that. Im A ok, i dont even have a bump on my head.
Lesson learned, dont fuck with 29ers

Skunks and Raccoons

I have only rode around Zorinski a few times, but whenever I do I seem to run into this skunk. It ALWAYS just darts out in front of me and makes me swerve to avoid it. Its the same thing with raccoons in Elmwood park, they're always just lurking there waiting for me.

I guess the lesson here is not to ride late at night.......

Two bikes, a bottle of vodka, and an awesome girl

Ema and I bundled up and rode down to my old creek hangout with a little lantern to have a few drinks and hangout. Then we were off for a little drunk ride to chill at the park down the street and talk. I dont think my night could have gotten any better!

...and i finally met a girl that makes uggs look good

Motobecane, American Apparel, and Hipsters

So i guess the new thing is riding Motobecane "Messengers" around UNO and within 2miles of American Apparel. These kids are the typical hipsters, but one on campus has a pair of prescription "Kanye West" glasses that are out of this world gay.

This jackoff that rides around proudly with his one pantleg pulled up rides three blocks from his car in the parking lot to class. Everyday, Brian (from Olympia) and I sit and wait for him to ride by. Every day it cracks us up.

I wish that those hipsters would go ride fixed, in traffic, on dodge.....one less fixie right? I have nothing against riding fixed, its just those jackasses that ride around with their bikes as a fashion accessory. Its like a girl and those stupid fucking uggs. They look stupid as shit, but girls think they are so cute.

Uggs are one of those things that piss me off...they look so stupid and they arent even waterproof. Women think the stupidest things are "cute". Its like if your girlfriend tells you that shes cutting her hair short....its a slap in the face, and theres nothing you can say or do to change it, no matter how stupid its going to look.